Putting the WOWs
in your VOWs
YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS +
MY MAGIC KALEIDOSCOPE +
NO RULES =
BEST. DAY. EVER.
Hey there, lovely humans! I'm Kat, and I'm here to create the kind of ceremony you've been dreaming about—the one that's totally, unapologetically, wonderfully YOU.
Forget stuffy traditions and boring scripts. I'm talking about ceremonies bursting with colour, joy, laughter, and those magical 'did that just happen?!' moments that'll have your guests talking for years.
Whether you're envisioning festival vibes in a wildflower field, a rave-inspired celebration with your favourite tunes, or an intimate gathering with llamas (yes, really!), I'm your girl. Based between Hackney & Glasgow but ready to travel anywhere for the right couple, I specialise in laid-back, non-traditional ceremonies that put your love story front and centre.
Why Choose a Celebrant-Led Ceremony?
Because your love story deserves more than a one-size-fits-all script, that's why!
A celebrant-led ceremony means total freedom. We can get married anywhere (that gorgeous woodland clearing? Check. That quirky warehouse venue? Absolutely. A beach in Bali? Pack my bags!). You can include whatever you want—whether that's your dog as ring bearer, a group singalong, or shots instead of champagne for the toast.
No rules. No restrictions. Just pure, authentic celebration of your relationship.
Plus, you get ME—someone who'll actually get to know you, laugh with you, maybe (probably) even shed a happy tear or two, and craft a ceremony that feels like it was written by your best mate who just happens to be brilliant with words.
My Ceremonies & Services
Wedding Ceremonies
The full kaleidoscope experience! From our first chemistry check meeting to the big day itself, I'll be with you every step of the way. Expect personalised questionnaires, regular WhatsApp updates, vow-writing support, up to three special ceremony elements, and a celebrant who'll arrive early and stick around for the party.
Starting from £670 (Scotland) & £990 (London) - Fees depend on the location and type of ceremony that you’re looking for, so please do contact me for a chat first and then I can provide you with a full quote.
I also offer a script-only service so please get in touch if this interests you.
MC Upgrade Package
Want me to stick around and keep the party going? I'll herd your guests (with my firm-but-fun teacher voice!), announce the speeches, manage the cake cutting and first dance, and generally make sure everything runs smoothly so you can actually enjoy your day.
£400
Vow Renewals
Fancy experiencing your special day all over again? Whether it's been 5 years or 50, let's celebrate your continued love with a ceremony that's just as magical as the first time around—maybe even more so!
Starting from £670 (Scotland) & £990 (London) - Fees depend on the location and type of ceremony that you’re looking for, so please do contact me for a chat first and then I can provide you with a full quote.
I also offer a script-only service so please get in touch if this interests you.
Destination Weddings
Got your heart set on saying 'I do' somewhere exotic? SIGN. ME. UP. I absolutely love to travel and would be honoured to be part of your destination celebration. From the Scottish highlands to tropical beaches, let's make it happen.
Standard fee + travel & accommodation
So… what’s so special about my magic kaleidoscope, I hear you ask?
Ohhhh are you in for a treat! But first things first… can you spot in the word ‘kaleidoscope’ two little words made up of three little letters that will play a BIG part in your ceremony? Once you spot them, you can’t unspot them! Oh yes… go on… grab the magic, turn the tube… do you see them yet? Just like for your very own personalised ceremony, the possibilities are endless within my magic kaleIDOscope! YES! The word ‘kaleidoscope’ even has nestled right within its heart, the tiny but oh so powerful words “I DO”. If that’s not a sign, I don’t know what is!
What Makes Me Different?
I'm not here to just read a script—I'm here to BRING IT.
With my background as a Secondary School Teacher and a European Tour Guide, I know how to engage a crowd, project my voice (even in that echoey barn venue), and think on my feet when things don't go exactly to plan. I speak French and German too, so multicultural ceremonies? Oui, ja, yes please!
But more importantly, I genuinely LOVE people. I'm that person who makes friends everywhere—at festivals, on hiking trails, even in the queue at the coffee shop. I want to know your story. Not just the highlights reel, but the real, messy, beautiful truth of your relationship.
I value authenticity above everything else. You'll never catch me being anything other than my genuine self—glitterball in hand, probably wearing something sparkly and definitely up for a laugh. And I want you to feel that same freedom to be yourselves around me.
The image above would be a good spot for hand drawn image of you Kat.
really got the day going
Your brilliant ceremony really got the day going - it really was beautifully written and your delivery was exactly right. Very special and we're very lucky to have you as a friend.
Who I Work With
My ideal couples are:
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Down-to-earth and up for a laugh
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Adventurous spirits who love trying new things
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Open-hearted people who embrace different ideas, beliefs, and cultures
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Festival-goers, wild swimmers, outdoor lovers
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Anyone who's ever been described as "a bit quirky"
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People who want their wedding to feel more like a celebration than a ceremony
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Couples with any budget—from DIY magic to all-out extravaganza
Basically, if you want a ceremony that feels uniquely YOURS (not your parents' wedding, not what Pinterest told you to want), we'll get on like a house on fire.
Based between Hackney and Glasgow, Available Everywhere
I'm a born and bred London gal with Irish roots! Growing up on the streets of Bromley & Croydon (119 bus REPRESENT), I did eventually flee the nest, living for a while in Crystal Palace (up the Eagles!) and then cheating on my Sarf Landan roots for pastures new… moving all the way across London to… Hackney! I have a base here (aka ‘The Sparkle Parlour’!) and another ‘Sparkle Parlour’ in Glasgow too so I am lucky enough to split my time between two of my absolute favourite cities. I am also totally and wholeheartedly open to travelling throughout the UK and beyond. I of course do have my favourite local Hackney spots, but I've also always got my eye on venues in the Scottish countryside, by the sea, or anywhere with festival vibes and wild, natural beauty.
Basically, if you're getting married somewhere cool, I want to be there.
Ready to Put the WOWs in Your VOWs?
Get in touch
Let's have a proper chat! No stuffy formalities—just a relaxed conversation over a cuppa (or tipple of your choice) to see if we vibe. I call it a "chemistry check," and there's absolutely no obligation.
If the sparks are flying and you're ready to dive into the wedding pool of your dreams (hold on tight, it's happening!), then let's make some magic together.